• On the first day God created the Universe, and on the second day – Neil Armstrong.
• Neil’s first words at birth were: “One small step for a man, but one big leap for all mankind.”.
• At birth, Neil Armstrong cut his own umbilical cord.
• Neil Armstrong has a relative in Rus’. His name is Yenisei Rukosilny.
• The band Deep Purple has a song called “Neil Armstrong” and there is only one line in it: “NILL ARMSTRONG”, and the chorus: “Yeah!»
• John Connor thought for a long time who should be sent back in time: Arnold Schwarzenegger or Neil Armstrong.
• Neil Armstrong did not walk on the moon. It was the moon spinning under Neil Armstrong’s feet.
• The Nile River was named after Neil Armstrong. Himself.
• Neil Armstrong is so much Neil Armstrong that he’s even afraid of Neil Armstrong.
• If Chuck Norris can stop time with two punches, then Neil Armstrong can stop Chuck Norris with one uppercut.
• Neil Armstrong has three children: two sons and a daughter. He named his sons: Right Hand and Left Hand, and named his daughter Armstrong.
• It wasn’t NACA that chose Neil Armstrong to go to the moon. It was Neil Armstrong who chose NACA to fly to the moon.
• Ancient Egyptian papyri contain the name of Neil Armstrong, written in his own handwriting.
• Do you know who wrote “Capital”?
• Led Zeppelin first wanted to be called The Most Legendary Group of The Greatest Man In The World Nil ARMSTRONG
• “I am the cosmos,” said Neil Armstrong. “I am Neil Armstrong,” said space.
• Girls don’t want Neil Armstrong. The most beautiful girls want Neil Armstrong.
• “Claw – will!»
• If Chuck Norris is cool, then Neil Armstrong is cool itself.
• The only person Neil Armstrong is afraid of is Yuri Gagarin.
• Neil Armstrong stopped a taxi outside his house with a wave of his hand, and the Cold War to boot!
• You breathe Neil Armstrong.
• Neil Armstrong doesn’t look into the mirror, it’s the mirror that looks into Neil Armstrong.
• Neil Armstrong doesn’t say the words, it’s Neil Armstrong’s words that speak.
• Neil Armstrong inherited his famous surname from an ancestor who had strong legs.
• A solar eclipse occurs when Neil Armstrong wants to take a nap.
• “Tie ’em up, guy!”- Neil Armstrong shouted to Gordon Freeman.
• Neil Armstrong comes into Freddy Krueger’s dreams at night.

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And I realized that the topic is nonsense, guys Armstrong, he is a great man just like Gagarin and in general what right do you have to write such a thing, you don’t have a belt… Children… it’s scary to read..

“without which the launch into space would have been delayed for about 10 years))” OMG what does Gagarin have to do with it 0_0… Where do you get this from..